Friday, November 04, 2005

Friday Math Jokes

Ahh, this little thing about blogging.... They should re-write the rules of blogging. The new first rule would be "Kick your husband off the computer."


Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'

A math professor, a native Texan, was asked by one of his students: "What is mathematics good for?" He replied: "This question makes me sick! If you show someone the Grand Canyon for the first time, and he asks you `What's it good for?' What would you do? Well, you kick that guy off the cliff!"

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi!

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