Monday, October 31, 2005

Happy Halloween!

There's nothing better than a ghost story on Halloween, unless it's a REAL ghost story that happened to a good friend of yours.

First Story


This is the true tale of what a 10 year old girl saw and her seventeen year old sister heard.

My mother's house was built in 1910 on the site where the previous house that was there had caught fire. The owner of that house was a city official. He was a very big man, both height and girth. He had a wife and a servant. The wife was beautiful and tall, kind of willowy with long thick wavy blonde hair that hung down past her shoulders. His servant was very tall with grey hair, slicked back and wore a three piece morning suit. His quarters were in the front bedroom and there was a separate door leading to the front porch.


Her Second Story

The town in which I grew up was a small town of about 17-18 thousand. My parents
lived in the old part of town where the houses were all at least 100 years old or older. This is the tale of a man that I see periodically when I go home. I don't always go the way around town to see this man, but when I do 3 out of 5 times I go this way, he is there
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That not enough fun for you? Try taking a personality quiz! How about "Which Horror Movie are You?" (Another fun thing I'm borrowing from my friend at Dreamer's Reality.)

How about some corny Halloween jokes? You can tell these jokes to the kids knocking at your door.

Halloween groaners...
(and moaners and wailers... it is Halloween, after all)

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...

What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...

What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...

What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...

What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...

And last but not least, this Halloween joke sent to me by my Grandma last year...



Tonight's weather in Bryan/College Station is THUNDERSTORMS AFTER SUNSET ONLY. Oh, that'll be thrilling. You think some thunderstorms are gonna keep me from taking them out? Tonight is the night that the kids work hard so that Mom and Dad can stay up late eating their candy!

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